No, I fell off my chair
I.I.. slipped down the stairs
You think he hit me?
But we're a happy family

I whacked into the door
And skidded to the floor
It wasn't funny at the time!
But now I'm absolutely fine

I fell out of bed
And really hurt my head
That's the reason for the bump
And that purple looking lump

Seriously Sir, I'm happy
She smiles too loosely
Showing the cut on her lip
Then loosing all emotional grip