Nick the Dragonslayer

Nick the Dragonslayer had a long standing obsession to nuzzle the beautiful Queens voluptuous breasts, but he knew the penalty for this would be death. One day he revealed his secret desire to his colleague, Horatio the Physician, who was the Kings chief doctor. Horatio the Physician exclaimed that he could arrange for Nick the Dragonslayer to satisfy his desire, but it would cost him 1,000 gold coins to arrange it. Without pause, Nick the Dragonslayer readily agreed to the scheme.
The next day, Horatio the Physician made a batch of itching powder and poured a little bit into the Queen's brassier while she bathed. Soon, after she dressed, the itching commenced and grew intense. Upon being summoned to the Royal Chambers to address this incident, Horatio the Physician informed the King and Queen that only a special saliva, if applied for four hours, would cure this type of itch, and that the tests had shown that only the saliva of Nick the Dragonslayer would work as the antidote to cure the itch.
The King quickly summoned Nick the Dragonslayer. Horatio the Physician then slipped Nick the Dragonslayer the antidote for the itching powder, which he quickly put into his mouth, and for the next four hours, Nick worked passionately the Queen's voluptuous and magnificent breasts. The Queen's itching was eventually relieved, and Nick the Dragonslayer left satisfied and touted as a hero.
Upon returning to his chamber, Nick the Dragonslayer found Horatio the Physician demanding his payment of 1,000 gold coins. With his obsession now satisfied, Nick the Dragonslayer couldn't have cared less, and knowing that Horatio the Physician could never report this matter to the King, shooed him away with no payment made.
The next day, Horatio the Physician slipped a massive dose of the same itching powder into the Kings loincloth. The King immediately summoned Nick the Dragonslayer.. The Moral of the Story: Pay your bills.