I have no clue what the point of this is. I've been writing down stupid things my friends and I say and do, and I decided to post 'em. Enjoy! =)
Me to Timmy at lunch: Don't make me hurt you! *Sudden movement* Don't hurt me!
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Terri: They sent me a free magazine.
Me: Who did?
Terri: PMS... Oh wait... PSM.
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April after a minute or two of me cracking up at a chair (don't ask): Is she dying?
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Ms. Graham when Terri has the hiccups: Go get a drink of water.
Terri: Who? *hic*
Ms. Graham and me: You.
Terri: *hic* Who? *hic*
Mr. Weaver: You.
Terri: *hic* Okay.
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Me: *singing* If you want me to wait, I will wait for shoes.
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April: Girls CAN pee standing up.
*Confused looks from me and Chelsea*
April: We can! See, all you hafta do is stand in front of the toilet and spread your legs really far, and make a V with your fingers -- What? It's true! I've tried it.
*Laughter from me and Chelsea*
April: You make a V with your fingers and you spread the lips--
Chelsea: April! *laugh* Shut up!! We do not need to hear this!
April: And you just go. And it'll go in the toilet. 'Cause you know how when you sit on the toilet and spread your legs really far the pee will land on the floor?
Me: April. That's enough!
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Terri: Jesse and Richard are my Dads! And Summer's my wife. Me and Summer have like 5 kids. Wait. No. Like... *counts silently* 7? No... Oh well. We're Aliens!
Me: Oh! I get it! So that's why guys can, like, reproduce with guys, and girls can reproduce with girls.
Terri: Exactly! Which explains me and Summer.
Me: Yeah! So I'm not that dumb!
*silence*
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Terri: Damn the fuzzy feelings!!!
Me: Damn them to hell!!!
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Terri: Poles are sexy!!
Me: She loves poles. She had to leave her pole at the old Wendler.
Terri: Of course I left it! It cheated on me with Jesse! *dreamy look* That was a very sexy pole though..
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Terri: I want to molest trash cans though.. In Daytona Beach. They must be sexy trashcans.. In order to feel the need.
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Terri: Don't have sex with a porcupine in Florida! It's illegal.
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Me to Timmy at lunch: Don't make me hurt you! *Sudden movement* Don't hurt me!
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Terri: They sent me a free magazine.
Me: Who did?
Terri: PMS... Oh wait... PSM.
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April after a minute or two of me cracking up at a chair (don't ask): Is she dying?
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Ms. Graham when Terri has the hiccups: Go get a drink of water.
Terri: Who? *hic*
Ms. Graham and me: You.
Terri: *hic* Who? *hic*
Mr. Weaver: You.
Terri: *hic* Okay.
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Me: *singing* If you want me to wait, I will wait for shoes.
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April: Girls CAN pee standing up.
*Confused looks from me and Chelsea*
April: We can! See, all you hafta do is stand in front of the toilet and spread your legs really far, and make a V with your fingers -- What? It's true! I've tried it.
*Laughter from me and Chelsea*
April: You make a V with your fingers and you spread the lips--
Chelsea: April! *laugh* Shut up!! We do not need to hear this!
April: And you just go. And it'll go in the toilet. 'Cause you know how when you sit on the toilet and spread your legs really far the pee will land on the floor?
Me: April. That's enough!
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Terri: Jesse and Richard are my Dads! And Summer's my wife. Me and Summer have like 5 kids. Wait. No. Like... *counts silently* 7? No... Oh well. We're Aliens!
Me: Oh! I get it! So that's why guys can, like, reproduce with guys, and girls can reproduce with girls.
Terri: Exactly! Which explains me and Summer.
Me: Yeah! So I'm not that dumb!
*silence*
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Terri: Damn the fuzzy feelings!!!
Me: Damn them to hell!!!
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Terri: Poles are sexy!!
Me: She loves poles. She had to leave her pole at the old Wendler.
Terri: Of course I left it! It cheated on me with Jesse! *dreamy look* That was a very sexy pole though..
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Terri: I want to molest trash cans though.. In Daytona Beach. They must be sexy trashcans.. In order to feel the need.
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Terri: Don't have sex with a porcupine in Florida! It's illegal.
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