Damn my muse for leaving me
Without the inspiration for poetry
Damn him for not feeding my addiction
Damn him for ruining my poems and fiction.
Blast him for not stopping to consider
How my creativity would fade and wither
Blast that muse right out of the sky
Come back! I need to write more Sci-fi!
Come back cos I've got so much work to do
And I can't do it without you
I need help on chapter twenty-one
I won't be able to sleep till my book is done.
So come back here you blasted muse
Before I completely blow my fuse.
Quit being such an almighty jerk
Get back here and get to work!
Get back here, don't be a slob
Or you can find another job!