Silly Johnny...

Little Johnny felt the need

to plant a single apple seed

don't know why he felt this way

I guess he had nothing to do or say

to bad he had no more seeds left

he needed a seed, he got one by theft

he robbed an old lady of her apple

ran down the street and hid by the chapel

except johnny felt nature call

so he relieved himself by the wall

he made a run for it, but forgot his goods

he left the apple just where it stood

once ol' johnny got to the field

he had to find a new apple to steal

suddenly he noticed where he stood

it was slightly hinted by all the wood

he pondered awhile, what to do?

he was in an apple orchard the whole time too.