A/N: A "~" means that this part of the lyrics is sang faster and more smoothly, and a "-" is a small pause. Just thought this might help the song sound the way I want it to.

DISCLAIMER: This song is about dissing music artists, so you will hear some names that you know, but please do not turn back. In reality I do not think negatively of any of these artist (okay maybe just one) and anything I say that is dissing him/her I do not truly mean it--it's just for my rap. In fact, props go out to all music artists out there! Since I did mention that a few names here will come up, including non artists--Maury and Dr. Phil--so the people that are them, own their names--uhh yeah lame thing to say, but I have some feeling that I need a disclaimer for mentioning them. Oh, and any part of the song's tune that sounds like another artist is clearly a coincidence, except for one tune that should resemble Eminem's "Without Me" song, and for that, he has all rights and ownership to that tune, not I. But I do own this song itself, thankyou.

"The DISadvantage"

By: The Pineapple Prince (my rapper name...oooo)

Yo, it's time we stop taking things for granted
So I'm puttin' my foot down and keepin' it planted
You act like you don't know what I'm talking about-
~You know what I'm talking about-
~Music artists singing 'bout the hardships in life
~Even when they don't know what it's like
~To be an everyday person-
At least it ain't worse than-
~Thinking up, making up, faking out lyrics like the F-word reversed and-
To me they all have the same story
To tell Maury
~But soon Dr. Phil be up in their business saying:

[Chorus]
You think you're lost at sea but as it seems to me
~You spend so much damn time on MTV-
~Making it a hundred G-
But you see with rockers and rappers there is no we
~They say "You ain't me, you ain't a celebrity-
~You ain't L.P, P.O.D., Murphy Lee or Jay-Z-
~Just cuz you can rap boy you ain't an emcee-
~Bleach your hair dis your mom think you're Slim Shady
~But in reality your raps are trapped in-
~Lyrics of hypocrisy"
~That's how it goes down now

Now don't think I'm here to act like an artist-
~Even though they start it-
~Cuz piercings tattoos and makeup do not make you all that
~~Can you say "Good Charlotte?"
Look at Michael Jackson, he's not normal you see-
A pickup bar to him would be Chuck E. Cheese
And I don't know if he did or didn't do it-
Though if it were my kid he wouldn't babysit
And Ja Rule's a fool, he's unique but that's it-
~Who else can make a record sounding like Fat Albert on acid
I'll dis who I want-
I'll dis Eminem-
~He used to be big but this is now and that was then
~Cuz Eminem's been whining, Eminem's been complaining-
~Eminem seem more like a rapper in training
~And he's been rapping up stirring up feelings of controversy
~Changing his name left and right from Marshall to Slim Shady
~~But if you look-close-ly
~~I think-you'd see-
That it wouldn't be so EMP-ty without thee
~~This is how it goes now:

[Chorus]
You think you're lost at sea but as it seems to me
~You spend so much damn time on MTV-
~Making it a hundred G-
But you see with rockers and rappers there is no we
~They say "You ain't me, you ain't a celebrity-
~You ain't L.P, P.O.D., Murphy Lee or Jay-Z-
~Just cuz you can rap boy you ain't an emcee-
~Bleach your hair dis your mom think you're Slim Shady
~But in reality your raps are trapped in-
~Lyrics of hypocrisy"

~That's how I dis
~That's how it is
~Rappers beware
~I'm the new Red Scare
~Cuz I do it..like...thiiiiis......