It's not enough that life's short as hell, in which people get angry at everything that gets in their way. Shake It off Bitch. It's just a teddy bear.
-Sam (I want you BISH).
Pot seems too good to be bad.
I hate haters.
I want to want you.
You Suck Cock.
Not good enough though, explains why you cant get a guy.
We Shunt be having sex with you. (Scottish accent)
You have more crack then Harlem (referring to the ass)
To stop a crime, put me in the way, Im so handsome, even the criminal would have to take a gander.
"TAKE THE HANDI TRAIN!!"
-Iman (Muah Hun…WUB YOU!)
The first Muslim sk8er.
Am I cute as you?
You act too homo to be a homophobic.