w00t! Welcome to my collection of random limericks! This is something I have not seen done on Fictionpress (I think it is because limericks are just devilishly hard to write...o_O Seriously! Also, I might not have been looking very hard...) before, and it's something I have been toying with for some time now. So...without further ado...I present my collection of crappy limericks to you!

A/N: This one is the story of my life. ;P


There once was a girl from Vermont,
That people enjoyed to taunt.
But then she got mad,
And beat them so bad
That they all moved away from Vermont.