My clock is dead,
it died today.
The tick tocks have gone.
they could not stay.

It sits in silence,
on my table.
It was killed,
by my friend, Maybel.

Revenge on Maybel
is what I need.
For my clock is dead,
a horrible deed.

I visit Maybel,
early today.
And discover her goldfish,
he's turning grey.

He's suffering in life,
what can I do?
I took him from Maybel,
and flushed him down the loo.

Revenge on Maybel,
is what I took.
For my poor clock,
whose life she took.