Chapter 3

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k w A c k- TELL ME WHY HER PARENTS LAUGH EVILLY!!

Ducky!- You share my brain. Don't you know?

k w A c k- NO YOU IDIOT. YOU HAVE THE RIGHT SIDE OF THE BRAIN I HAVE THE LEFT.

Ducky!- Someone's in a bad mood.

k w A c k- Yes. I am. Because I want to know why her parents were laughing evilly.

Ducky!- Well, I'll tell you, and no stopping to make out with Orlando Bloom till next chapter.

k w A c k- -to audience- I am never speaking to her again.

Ducky!- -to audience- She will when the other half of her brain's past life makes out with Orlando Bloom in chapter 4. And it's not like I'm not being punished here.

k w A c k- *sigh* alright. On to the story…

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Ducky!- *pulls herself on pony* Mommy, that hurt. *pouts*

Rosie- *stops laughing evilly* I'm…uuh…I'm…*cough* sorry Dear

Sam- *stops laughing* We better hurry if we want to get to the village. Lots of mashed potatoes and gravy to eat.

Ducky!- But I already said I don't like gravy!

Sam- No, *cough*darling, you just gagged. And then fell of your horse.

Ducky!- *giggles* *sigh*

Rosie- -to Sam- there is something wrong with that girl. Are you sure she's our daughter? There was probably some mix up when she was born

Ducky!- Wheeeee! I'm hungry. Let's go faster!

Sam- Ducky! No!

Ducky!- *cries* fine. Be mean. Don't ever let me do anything I want. *sobs*

Rosie- *turns laughing into coughs* Sam!

Sam- Sorry, Ducky!, but the ponies can't really go much faster

Ducky!- *stops crying* Oh!! It's ok

Rosie, Ducky!, and Sam- *ride on ponies for 30 more minutes*

Ducky!- I see a…a…a…a thing!!

Sam- *frustrated* It's called a village

Rosie- We'll be there in a minute. Sam, get out some money for your daughter to eat.

Sam- *pulls about 500 dollars out of his pocket*

Ducky!- *eyes turn the size of dinner plates* Wheeee! That's a lot of money!!!!!!

Sam- *shoves it all at Ducky!*

Ducky!- *falls off horse*

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k w A c k- She fell she fell!! Does that mean we get to watch our past life make out with Orlando Bloom now????

Ducky!- Nope…

Celcius- Come on Ducky! Get some action in there! (Read my story! Read my story!)

Kate- Ducky!, as your muse, you cannot stop now. Everyone wants to know what's gonna happen with Sam and Rosie and Ducky!!

Ducky!- *ignoring everyone* and now back to the story…

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Ducky!- *gathers money that flew off* Why are you giving me all this money, Daddy?

Sam- Uuuuuuh…Because your mother and I *cough*love you…

Ducky!- *hugs Sam* Thank you Daddy!!!

Sam- Well, you ride on ahead and put your pony in the stable, and we'll meet you up there

Ducky!- *crawls back on pony* Wheeeee! *rides into village*

Rosie and Sam- *turn around and ride home*

Rosie- Sam, do you think we're doing the right thing, abandoning her like this?

Sam- *slightly angry* Rosie, she will be fine. Better off then when we had her. And did you ever really love her anyways?

Rosie- *eyes filling with tears* no…I suppose not…

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Okey, well, that's the end of chapter 3. Rather depressing, I know, but it will get better, don't you worry your little hearts out. Read/review!!

-Ducky!