He drives his truck
it smells of trash
its full of muck
he caught a rash.
The daily route
on which he goes
has an old coot
with an ugly nose.
His kids and wife
they've had enough
of his smelly life
he took it rough.
They kicked him out
and away he went
his lips in a pout
he took his scent.
He kept his job
he liked the smell
for such a knob
he'd sure done well.