Crackers are crunchy

But not as crunchy as my soul

It's filled with crispy things

Like you.

Sitting in the dark

Like a tofurkey or a lark.

The hamster approaches.

GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRROWWL

Night vision.

Attack.

Claw.

Cut.



BANG!

BOOM!

BAM!

Sitting in the dark

No more tofurkey and no lark.

Hamster.

Silent killer of the innocent feathered folk.

Spin on your wheel of injustice.

Murderer.