To: [email protected]
From: [email protected]
Date: 26 November 2003
Subject:

Have you really not said anything to Leila about us? I can't believe you guys have secrets from each other. Do you have secrets from me?
Ok I know I'm being paranoid. Do you think we could just tell her? If we explain that it didn't mean anything to either of us she might be ok with it. We could say we were drunk.
One more day till uni holidays start. I've been offered my job back at the garage. Vin's away for a few months so I'll be filling in for him I think.
Te quiero tanto mi ama

To: [email protected]
From: [email protected]
Date: 27 November 2003
Subject: erratic, I know.

But the two words are very similar. Erratic, erotic. Lo que sea.
Here's something to cheer you up
Doctor, me he fracturado el brazo en varios lugares!
Bueno, entonces no regrese a esos lugares.
I made it up myself.

To: [email protected]
From: [email protected]
Date: 27 November 2003
Subject: hang on, did u call me un ama?

Doesn't that mean 'mistress'? is that what I am to you?
No way. you can't do that. You can't think like that. I'm Althea, the girl you used to buy icecreams after school and who you taught to drive. Sleeping with me once or twice doesn't make me your mistress.
I think the sooner we forget that night the better. Don't you fucking dare mention it to Leila. Do you have a death wish? Are you serious about her? Coz I'm beginning to doubt it. You know as well as I do that telling her would be the end of you two, and I'm totally against that 1) coz you two are perfect and 2) I need you to look after each other while I'm away, especially you to look after her. Alex, you love her. Not me. Don't let sex addle your brain.


To: [email protected]
From: [email protected]
Date: 27 November 2003
Subject:

Oh ... cool joke :| yeah you're one weird lass, aren't u my girl?
It's lix's birthday next week. What are you gonna do for him? Apart from the obvious hehehe. I can't believe he'll be 21. he's such a kid still.

To: [email protected]
From: [email protected]
Date: 30 November 2003
Subject:

I've slept with you more than once or twice you know. Hey, weird thing happened the other morning. Lying in bed with Leila and she turned to me and said 'am I better than ally? I mean, do you ever compare us?' fortunately at that point the alarm went off.
:S argh I don't like it how you girls always know the worst questions to ask at the best times.
We're going to vin's tonight for a party. I think it's his sister's birthday or something ... can't be sure. Should be alright tho.

To: [email protected]
From: [email protected]
Date: 1 December 2003
Subject: :S

Ahhhh ... yeah I can see how that would be uncomfortable for you. I think it was an innocent question though. She doesn't suspect anything. Don't answer it but.
So how DO we compare?? Hmm? Lol ok you don't have to say. Just thought I'd worry you.
Hope the party was great. Or is great ... I can't really figure the time difference thing out.

To: [email protected]
From: [email protected]
Date: 2 December 2003
Subject:

Hey matey havne't heard from you in a while. Everything aiight?
Bought a scarf today and lingerie ...^_~ going to jack's apartment tonight after work. have to go now coz I'm on the work computers. I'll let you know tomorrow how things go.
Luv you luv me

To: [email protected]
From: [email protected]
Date: 2 December 2003
Subject: my horrible horrible experience

i was in the car park in coles and there were people everywhere and i was pulling out of my park and i was at like an intersection and there were about 5 cars completely surrounding me at all of the intersection bits and they were all trying to get into my space and there was someone right behind me and so i couldn't reverse too far out of my park and so i reversed a little bit and then went forward, but i didn't make it around and i was stuck in the middle of the intersection holding everyone up and they were all honking their horns and i was screaming and panicking and then i reversed back into my park to try to start again, but the lady behind me had already tried to get into it and i hit her and then her daughter got out of the car and started banging on my window to stop and so I stopped in the middle of the intersection and got out of the car and all the other people were starting to get out of their cars because i was blocking their way and also because they were all interested because i had hit someone (well she hit me as well, it was a two-way thing) and then the lady driving the car got out and she's really angry and she came at me and she pushed me and tried to have a go at me and she's yelling "you bastard!". And she pushed me on my neck and i like nearly got knocked over, like i stumbled and everything. And so then this man in one of the cars i was holding up jumps out of the car and he's like telling her to get her hands off me and he's leading me away to safety and she's trying to come at me and I'm bawling in the middle of the car park and so then more people come out of the cars, all the ladies and they're rubbing my arm and telling me not to worry. Then the security guard was there and I'm frozen and panicky and hiccupy and all wide-eyed and then the security guard took me away to park my car but I made him do it because i was all scared and i was doing that whole hiccupy thing because I was crying and he got my details and then we went back to give them to the people, but they'd left their car there and done a runner, probably coz everyone was on my side and no one was on theirs because they were so mean to me and i just looked like a poor little bewildered panicky girl who was crying in the middle of a big crowd. I don't know what happened after the security guard took me away but everyone was gone when we got back.
It was so embarrassing when the security guard was taking my details because it looked as though he was there and getting me in trouble because i was crying and he taking my licence plate number and everything and like people were actually stopped and staring at me and a whole family was there staring at me.
Anyway, i was so frightened and it was such an ordeal for poor little me, i was just like a little bunny trapped in the headlights with a semi-trailer bearing down on me.
That's my story.
I'm never driving in a car park again.