I can't take full credit for this seeing as it's a collaboration of some 20 odd people each adding his/her 5 words, and now the story.

So there I was...

Dancing with a freaky monkey / when BAM! I hit the / opium laced marijuana cigarette from / Derek the big ass stoner. /His parents are too stoners / then my butt started bouncing. / The grass looked like the / hairy monkey's rocket power machine. / Skittles began to fall from / the damn sky as marijuana / turned into big red marbles. / Satan is in the house / little creatures started dancing happily / while smoking big fat blunts / and wigging out on acid. / LSD this is EPT and / PCP while we were at / the frat-house getting blown by / Chunks, my dog and loving / sliding between, where am I? / I was in my room / masturbating to my sister's poster / and suddenly I threw-up on / my stoner drunk dog, Spike. / This thing is cracked up. / Katie's eye has a sty! / Antidisestablishmentarianists defenestrate sesquipedalians daily using / a rusty used acid syringe. / I began all of the / Spanish home work. The end / of my pants is ripped / until my ass exploded with / donkey nitro jet fuel because / the Russian mafia hates me.