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Jesus. Long hair, sandals no job. Yep, he was a hippy.

The meaning of life is. drum roll.
The property or quality that distinguishes living organisms from dead
organisms and inanimate matter, manifested in functions such as
metabolism, growth, reproduction, and response to stimuli or adaptation
to the environment originating from within the organism.

Toast always falls butter side down because the average angle and height
that it falls at/from and the velocity of the toast allows it to complete
one 180 before it hits the ground.

Michael Jackson is like a plastic bag. White, plastic and dangerous for
kids to play with.

Trying can lead to failure. If you don't try, there is no risk of
failure. The moral is: Never try to do anything.