Conspiracy Theory #5

That all conspiracy theories are beamed into peoples heads to keep them from discovering the ACTUAL truth!!!!

FIRST, the facts

Antarctica is very empty, and not many people would look there

Penguins can't fly.

Jetpacks are fun

The government is evil and corrupt

The government must have a lot of time on its hands.

I have a lot of time on my hands. (and other herbs)

I'm usually right, so chances are I am now.

OKAY, so these are the basic facts to work our theory around.. Here I go..

ANTARCTICA, the only continent that looks like powdered sugar. There, in Antarctica is where the secret conspiracy theory making base is. Here's how everything works.

THE ANTARCTICAN CONSPIRACY MAKERS ASSOCIATION (TACMA) are training super, jet-pack wearing penguins to become invisible and psychic. The penguins then fly over the world, beaming FAKE conspiracy theories into peoples heads.

THIS is what is keeping people busy, researching their "own" conspiracies, while the real ones go unnoticed! THAT EVIL TACMA!!!! THEY'VE GONE TOO FAR.

SO, to recap.

JETPACK WEARING, SUPER INVISBLE PENGUINS ARE BEING TRAINED IN ANTARCTICA TO BEAM FAKE CONSPIRACY THEORIES INTO PEOPLES HEAD TO STOP THEM FROM UNCOVERING THE REAL ONES!!!!!!!!!

IF only we knew earlier. now its too late..

THE END

Ps. Please review, or I'll rip off your head and stuff your internal organs with delicious gummi animals.

Pps. If you ever happen to sense a super invisible, jetpack wearing penguin hovering in the stratosphere, just grab the nearest bazooka and get hunting!!!!