[Chorus]
Aggravation, rehabilitation,
Aggravation, this is how you play
Aggravation, rehabilitation,
Aggravation, this is how you play.

First you take a bowling ball
Then you roll it down the hall
Hit your dad
Make him made
Oo-oo-oo

[Chorus]

Then you take a garden hose
Shove it up your brother's nose
Turn it on
Watch him blow
Oo-oo-oo

[Chorus]

Next you take a handful of grass
Shove it up your brother's ass
Hear him scream
'Boy you're mean'
Oo-oo-oo

[Chorus]

Now you take a pillowcase
Wrap it 'round your sister's face
She goes to bed
She wakes up dead
Oo-oo-oo

[Chorus]

After that you get some gasoline
Pour it on your mom's TV
Light it up,
She wakes up
She is dead now

[Chorus]

Then you make up a really big lie
Make 'em believe it by and by
Get out of trouble
My oh my!

Aggravation, rehabilitation
Aggravation, this is how you play
Aggravation, rehabilitation
Aggravation that is how you play

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A/n: Hello again all my pretty little readers! Yes I have lost my mind! I'm
just a little bit special right now! HYPER, HYPER, HYPER! My friendes and
me made this up when we were littler! 3 verses are not mine, they were
invented somewhere else and I'd give credit to them if I knew who they
were. But I made up the majority; some credit goes to my friendes just a
little though!