Author's Notes: Hello everyone! I am one of two authors working on this story. You could just call me Rika! Yah, this story was Naoko's idea and I was the one who put her idea into living words! What spawns such craziness you may ask? Boredness. Yeah, we were sitting in math, the teacher rambling on about some bullshit and suddenly Naoko says, "You should make a story about a tomato and a potato." It began from there. Okay, I'll shut up now and let you read our crazy writings. Oh and I made up some stuff, like the town, Gratery, makes me think of cheese.

The Adventures of the Tomato and the Potato

Chapter 1: The Banana

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It was simply another day in vast empty kitchen, which was located in the town of Gratery California. The red ripe tomato sat in a pile of other tomatoes quietly waiting for everyone to get out of the basket. She was perfectly young and had nobody to talk to at the moment.

"Oh, hello!" a male potato greeted in a friendly way. He was round and brown, but other than that, he was a perfectly normal potato.

"H-hello." The tomato replied nervously. In mere moments they were out of the basket and into the world of the kitchen.

"Of all beautiful tomatoes I have ever seen, you are the most beautiful." The potato commented.

The tomato blinked. "Thank you. Now can you please get off my foot?"

"Oh! I'm so sorry!" the potato apologized as he got off the tomato's foot. "What kind of tomato are you?" he asked.

"What does it look like? Let's just say I'm California grown." The tomato replied getting agitated. She looked around and saw the carrot holding her baby carrots. "Carrot!" she shouted to get the carrot's attention.

The carrot turned around and came up to the tomato. "Hey tomato! I'm kinda in a hurry, I have to send my kids off to the banana because I need to go out with my husband."

Tomato sighed deeply. "I wish I had a husband." She said.

The potato smiled. "Hey, wanna go out?" he asked.

The tomato narrowed her eyes. "Hell no, I would never go out with an asshole like you."

"OOOOOO mommy! Miss tomato said a bad word!" a baby carrot screeched.

"Shut up or else I'll let you get made into a soup!" the carrot yelled.

"WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!" all her babies cried.

"SHUT THE HELL UP!!!!"

"Uh, carrot, you're making it worse." Tomato pointed out.

Carrot rolled her eyes. "I'm going to go see the banana, wanna come with?"

The tomato nodded as she followed the carrot through the yellow tiles and finally in front of the fruit basket. "Hello!" A peach greeted a bit too hyperly.

"Where is the banana?" the carrot asked.

The peach pointed to a huge box of cheerios. "In the church."

The carrot nodded and they entered the "church". "Banana! I brought the kids!" carrot yelled.

The banana popped its head out. "Oh wonderful!!!!!"

The carrot dropped her four kids into the box and left. "Behave!" she yelled behind her.

"So, where are you two going?" the tomato asked.

"We're going to see a movie called "The ruined cheese" I'll tell you how it turned out." The two stopped walking at the sight of a plum and a grape holding hands. "They're two guys you know." the carrot whispered.

"So, is the banana a priest?" the tomato asked.

"Catholic I think." The carrot replied.

"Oh, okay." The tomato said.

"EXTRA EXTRA!!!!!!!!" a lemon yelled.

"What is it?" the tomato asked.

"There's going to be a party tomorrow! We're all going to be eaten!!!!!!!!" the lemon yelled.

The two veggies gasped. "Dip, and salsa! I'm going to get dipped and tomato is going to be a salsa!!!" carrot yelled.

"Have no fear!" the potato that was secretly stalking them said. "We must go in search of the sacred spatula! It is our only hope!" he yelled.

"Will it be able to save us from being eaten?" the carrot asked.

"Yes! I have heard of it!" a squash shouted.

"Shut up!" the strawberry hit the squash therefore squashing it. The avocado and orange laughed menacingly. The blueberry and pomegranate raised their eyebrows.

"We must go in search of the sacred spatula!!!!" the potato yelled.

"I'm in if it's gonna save my ass." The strawberry agreed. The avocado, orange, blueberry and pomegranate nodded in agreement.

"Okay, we'll go too." The tomato said.

"Yah! We're off to find the magical magnificent amazing sacred spatula!!!!!" the potato shouted.

The cucumber walked by and saw the papers. "I'm gonna get pickled!!!!" he yelled.

"Not if you come with us in search of the sacred spatula!!!" the potato yelled.

"Okay, I don't wanna get pickled, although those lovely fluids flowing through my body DO make me feel very-exuberant!" the cucumber said.

The fruits and veggies backed off a bit.

"We'll come too!!!!" the grape and plum both yelled.

"No, not the gay guys!" the tomato whispered to the lemon.

"How dare you!" the lemon yelled. "What are you?! Racist?!"

"It's okay lem! We're gay and proud of it!!!!" the plum shouted. He walked up to the cucumber and began to feel its ridges. "OO so bumpy!"

"YOU FUCKIN' CHEATER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" the grape yelled as it hid it's face and began to cry.

"No baby! I didn't mean it that way!" the plum grabbed the grape and they began making out.

"EWWW!!!" everyone else but the lemon yelled. The lemon was smiling like a dirty old man.

~*Meanwhile*~

"Mr. Banana, what are we going to do today?" a baby carrot asked.

"Oh, you'll see." the banana replied as he smiled evilly.

"Ooookay." The carrots replied happily.

The banana laughed as he began to peel his self.

DUN DUN DUN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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The chapter is over yes, but the horrors have just begun as the fruits and veggies embark on the perilous journey of finding the sacred spatula! See what unfolds next on THE ADVENTURES OF THE TOMATO AND THE POTATO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

R&R!!!!

~*:Rika:*~

PS: Most of you might think of us as racist, but that's okay!

© Copyright, that's my line: (But that's okay!)

Yup, "But that's okay" is MY line, I have copyrighted it!!!!!!! Okay, I'm leaving-

~*:Rika:*~