I wish I was a drought in the middle of the third world
I wish I was a stone in a crowd of people being hurled
I wish I was a weapon of mass destruction hiding under Saddam's bed
I wish I was a single brain cell hidden in Bush's head

I wish I was a bomb in the middle of a war
I wish I was a hepatitis or AIDS infested whore
I wish I was a gun pointed at a little girl
I wish I was a car going over a cliff in a whirl

I wish I was at a world peace meeting
I wish I was talking to hospital patients, putting anthrax in what they
were eating
I wish I was Cherie Blair having dinner with her husband
I wish I was God flooding the entire land

I wish I was in a gang in the middle of a shoot out
I wish I was escaping from prison, trying to find a way out
I wish I was model teaching kids how to puke
I wish I was Superman, saving some kid named Luke

I wish I was a sadist writing GCSE papers
I wish I was a terrorist shooting out deadly vapours
I would do any of these things if I just knew how
Then I would matter more than I do right now