If you read this, you have to go and review all of Flotom's stories (she's in my favourite author list) because she wrote every odd line and I wrote every even line. If you didn't know what Haloperidol is, its an antipsychotic.
The Drugs Poem
There was a drug called LSD
Which made a certain person very happy
But she could not see
Through the colourful jelly baby
That was eating her head
Soon enough the LSD made her feel dead
She was very high
And she though she could fly.
This surprised her very much
Even the heroin did such.
It made her quite sleepy
And her eyes became somewhat weepy.
Bang cluck oink moo
"My eyes, my beautiful eyes!" oooooo……………
What is that liquor?
And help me out of this stupor!
This cannabis makes me feel woozyyy.
Despite the ecstasy
Shortening life expectancy.
Look, there's a bee
Ouch. It just stung me.
I've fallen in love with a key
That opens a door to sex which is free.
Last night I ate a piranha.
I got the munchies from marijuana.
So I did a yoga asana
And the Sutra kind of Karma.
It made me smile, it made me laugh.
But it split my personality in half.
And made me turn psycho.
All I could say was "no no no!"
I have gone un peu insane.
But my libido is amazing with this cocaine.
A gay bishop was just ordained
And his husband was obtained
In a public toilet.
But cocaine did so spoil it.
And he lived in a pit.
My sister likes dancing on poles
And inhaling aerosols.
Her boyfriend is a little mole
And always forgets his Haloperidol.
He is a wicked, wicked, funny witch
And you, my delusional friend, are a bitch.
You have a yellow nose.
And are stuck in a stupendous pose.
In a play I have a role
To drink a load of alcohol.
It makes me very, very drunk.
And I end up covered in spunk.
Oh dear, I've lost my dildo.
Oh wow, look at my libido.
In out of this world.
My drugged life, unfurled.