Before you read this, you should know that the song "Joy to the World", or as you would may know it, "Jeremiah was a Bullfrog" was a song by "Three Dog Night"

Once upon a time there was a clip-clop beast named Yeehah, who was very small. Yeehah was trotting through her home, the open grasslands of west- eastern Peruvian Bolivia, when he spotted a giant monkey. The monkey came up to Yeehah and said:

"Jeremiah was a Bullfrog! A very good friend of mine I never understood a word he said But I helped him a-drink his wine"

Then, suddenly, Three Dog Night jumped out of the bushes and shot him in the head. "That's for singing our song in a story without our permission you stupid monkey!"

Then, Yeehah continued his trotting, and descended over a hill. However, he wasn't looking where he was going and found the hill was actually a cliff. He fell over it and died.

Boo-hoo, get over it.

The END