It occurs every night
That a man sit down
To watch his favorite show
Equipped without integrity
A TV dinner
And his remote.
Lose yourself
SUPERFICIAL MAYHEM
Render yourself content
SUPERCILIOUS TALK SHOW HOSTS
In the world of the tasteless an naïve
I see war all day
Let shoot-'em-up
Crime fighters redeem me
My stress comes by the hour
Let Simon and his gang
Console me
I'm on the edge of my seat drooling
Oh!
INCONCEIVABLE PLOT-LINES
Keeps me all the more wary
OULTNANDISH PHENOMENA
Makes things all more believable
And it keeps me,
It keeps me,
On the edge of my seat - drooling
And it keeps me
Yeah, it keeps me on the edge of my seat drooling
And drooling
And drooling
And drooling.
We'll smash the sissy Dictators
Summon our Indie Jones
Got a little Red in ya'?
Reap our great James Bond
Your eyes will shine glazed in U.S. flags
May propaganda show you who's the boss
Reality shows will simply make you roll in derision
You'll be brainwashed in flawless characters of suave
And drooling, and drooling, and drooling, and drooling, and drooling, and
drooling
Because you're our fat slave without a mind