Well, I wrote this for a contest that had to be about 'small, white rooms'. It was quite the fun little piece too. ^_^ Here it is. Hah, I don't have to put a disclaimer here! XD

Snow White Space


"So we're stuck here, is that right?"

"Fuck, I already TOLD you that! We can't get out!"

"Just making sure."

"...this is the fourth damn time."


"You're doing this just to annoy me aren't you."



"So what are we going to do?"

"How should I know? Do I look like a Goddamn entertainer?"

"You could dance for me, like one of those little street monkeys where there's an organ grinder guy."

"...are you on crack?"

"No, but I want to see you dance."

"Forget it."

"Dance...c'mon, dance! Put some colour in this room!"

"It's colourful enough...and what the hell's wrong with you?"

"Oh yeah, snow white...I can taste the rainbow already. I want Skittles...do you have any food?"

"No, and know you've made me hungry. Fuck!"


"Is that all you have to fucking say? Whoops? I don't need the sarcasm, prissy boy. Shit, we could die here!"



"It's not like I haven't lived long enough already..."

"You're fucking creeping me out now man, you're SIXTEEN."


"What about your brother?!"

"He'll live."

"What about ME?!"

"You're assuming people will care."

"People DO care already, okay? More than they'd care about you."


"Hey look...um..."


"Well I'm sorry okay?"


"Christ, at least TALK to me!"

"...and you wonder why I don't care about dying."


"Just go away."

"Oh yeah, like THAT'S an option. We can barely sit down here without being in each other's laps."

"Yeah, you'd like that wouldn't you."

"Piss off."

"You know I'm right. You want me."

"What the FUCK? First you're annoying, then you're saying 'Dance!' then you're suicidal and now you're trying to seduce me?"

"It's better than hyperventilating and wasting the air like you're doing. Relax."

"Dude, you're hitting on me."



"Deja vu all over again."



"Think we'll ever get out of here?"

"Probably not."

"Oh thanks."

"You're the dumb optimist, not me."

"I'm not stupid!"

"I would be inclined to disagree."

"Well you're-"

"It does make you look cute though."


"What's the matter? Can't take the heat?"

"...I wanna go home."

"Me too."



"It's freezing in here."

"Oh lovely way to point out the obvious, bravo."

"Shut up."

"Make me."


"Thought as much. Here, take this."

"Aren't you cold though?"

"I have a sweater on, dumbass, just take the jacket already."





"Why do we hate each other again?"


"Seriouly though."

"I don't want to think right now."

"...okay...I didn't really think people like you could STOP thinking."

"Keep going on about nothing and I'll make you wish you had never opened your big mouth."

"Geez, what the heck is wrong with you? You're practically PMSing on me. Hell, I'm not going to stop talking. In fact-"



"I warned you."

"You KISSED me!"


"I'm not gay!"

"I never said you were."


"Trying to convince yourself of your heterosexuality?"

"Shut. UP."


"Stop laughing at me, dammit."

"You're just too adorable."

"Okay, the laughing wasn't nearly as creepy, you can go back to that."

"I'd rather do this."

"Wha...what are you doing?"

"Isn't it obvious? Then again it IS you..."

"Move that hand before I break it."



"Well, you should have been more specific."

"I hate you."

"That's fine, you're still stuck with me anyhow."

"...know any good songs?"

"I'm going to regret mentioning this..."


"999 bottles of beer on the wall."

"Sounds good to me. 999 bottles of beer on the wall, 999 bottles of beer..."

"You take one down, pass it around, 998 bottles of beer on the wall..."


La fin! Let me know what you all think. ^^