A/N: Background info - while at lunch one day I was telling Earthsong12 about my Keta story. She began inventing her own version of what happened next. I finally got her to write it down so I could put it up here. The people in ^s are people watching the TV, they're also sort of like narrators. It doesn't really matter - it's just funny.

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^We start with Levory in her afternoon exercises! But isn't it evening? Well, I don't care. Just watch.^

Sit-up1. Sit-up2. Sit-up3. Sit-up4.

^Why are we watching this? Change the scene. OK.^

BOOM! Jump to: Levory doing her morning exercises.
Push-up1. Push-up2. Push-up3. Push-up4.

^This stupid movie is out of order. Is there anyone else we can watch?^

BOOM! Jump to: Dillany waiting for Keta and Jonu.
Pace. Pace. Pace. Pace. Pace. Pace. Pace. Pace. Pace.

^This is boring. Well, she's a little uptight. Add some action! Ok, here.^

A monkey jumps through the roof. Eeeeeee Eeeeeeee Eeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!
Pace. Pace. Pace. Pace. Pace. Pace. Pace. Pace. Pace.

^What is she, blind?! Give her something more noticeable. Ok, here goes...^

The monkey leaves.
A dragon jumps through the roof.
ROOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAARRRRRRR!!!!!!! ROAAAAARRR!!!
Pace. Pace. Pace. Pace. Pace. Pace. Pace. Pace. Pace.

^Doesn't she notice it's trying to eat her?!?!?!? This is boring. Change scenes.^

The dragon leaves.
BOOM! Jump to: Keta and Jonu walking.
Walk. Walk. Walk. Walk. Walk.
Where are we going, Keta? My room. Where else would we be going? Oh.
Hey, wait where are we? Oh, we're in the new wing. The one the size of a country? We'll never find our way out of here! Oh well, let's keep walking in the dark.
Why the heck is it dark? Beats me. This movie is so whacked up anyway.
Walk. Walk. Walk. Walk. Walk.
Walk. Walk. Walk. Walk. CRASH!
Why did you walk into the wall Jonu? Uhhhh....Because I didn't see it? Cause it's dark?
Oh. Hey look! A dragon and a monkey!

^Is that the dragon and monkey that were in Dillany's room? Yeah, I wondered where they went.^

Awwww, it's so cute! It's a vicious dragon, Jonu. It's not cute.
Look! It's coming closer! It must like us!
Uhhhh...Jonu...start backing up!!
Look! It's sniffing me! CHOMP!!! Aww, it's licking me.
You're so stu-AHHHHH!! IT'S COMING MY WAY!! HELP!! GET IT OFF!! AAAH!! HELP ME JONU!!
Don't hurt it! Don't hurt it!!!!! It's my pet and its name is Pookie- Chums!
CHOMP! OOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!
Aww, look, it likes you!
I'd rather it hated me, thanks!! Help me out here!

^Now this is what I call action.^

Don't touch it!! DON'T HURT POOKIE-CHUMS!!
I'LL KILL IT AND THEN I'LL KILL YOU, TOO!!

^Let's see what happens if you get rid of the dragon.^

*Pop!*

^Where'd it go? I erased it. Cool!^

GRRR!!! JONU!! I'M GONNA KILL YOU!!!!
Bye, Keta! Sprint sprint sprint...
GET BACK HERE YOU!!! RRRrrrrgh.
Walk. Walk. Walk. Walk. Walk. Walk.

^Ok, it's getting boring again. Let's see what else there is. I know someone we haven't looked at yet.^

BOOM! Jump to: The king in a meeting.
And so then we find that the majority of the-
SNNNNNOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRRE...
Uh...Your majesty? Unh. Wake up. please?
DON'T TELL ME TO WAKE UP!! GUARDS!! CAPTURE HIM!! ARREST HIM!! OFF WITH HIS HEAD!!!!!!!!
Ahhh! Noo! AAAaaaa....
Next.
And so then we find that the minority is favoring-
SNNNNNOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRRE...
Psssst. What? Don't tell him to wake up or you'll end up like the last 50 guys.
Ulp. Ok. As I was saying, the minority...

^I can't believe this movie. Nothing interesting lasts longer than 2 minutes! OK, I'll try to find some action.^

BOOM! Jump to: Levory
Squat thrust1. Squat thrust2. Squat thrust3. Squat thrust4.
Boom! Jump to: Dillany
Pace. Pace. Pace. Pace. Pace. Pace.
BOOM! Jump to: Keta
Walk. Walk. Walk. Walk. Walk. Walk.
BOOM! Jump to: Jonu
Run Run Run Run Run Run Run Run
BOOM! Jump to: King
And we also find that half the population...
BOOM! Jump to: monkey
EEEEEEE! EE! EEEEE! EEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

^Grrrrrrrrrrr! I hate this stupid movie!!! I'm gonna kill it! Put the baseball bat down. Don't smash the TV! STOP!! CCCRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!^

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THE END
A Strange Story by Earthsong12
Characters based on a story by Ancamna

Epilogue: ^You stupid jerk! Now I'm gonna be blamed and have to pay for a new TV!! Haha. Sucks for you. By the way, did I mention I'm going to Brazil for two years. Bye! skedaddle skedaddle skedaddle^

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Now it's really the end. Hope you enjoyed it! ;-)