Xantos's Xantosy Dreams
By: Andrea and Nyssa. Based on Andreas's Dream; Taming of the Shrew, Future
Style. 'By Shakespeare!'
Authors Note: Andy and My characters. You may not touch. Look, yes. Touch,
no. ::cracks knuckles ominously::
Xantos: Time for bed!
Zoni: *snore*
Xantos: Agreed. *Snore*
((In Xantos's dream . . .))
Xantos: Aliasa . . .?
Aliasa: Pick me!
Xantos: . . . Myila?
Myila: Me, of course!
Xantos Aliasa . . . .?
Aliasa: I let you win at the Academy!
Xantos: . . . Myila?
Myila: You rock!
Xantos: . . . SERMONT!?!
Sermont: GET ME OUT OF THIS DREAM!!
Xantos: Uh . . . yea . . . Aliasa . . .?
Aliasa: You're soooo much better than Aycan!
Xantos: . . . Myila?
Myila: Love boat!
Xantos: . . . Kirona!?!
Kirona: Say anything and you're dead.
Xantos: No worries in that department . . . Lessee, where was I . . . oh,
yea, Aliasa?
Aliasa: Just pick me already!
Xantos: . . . Myila?
Myila: *gazes dreamily*
Xantos: How about I take both? Can I do that?
Aliasa: HECK NO!
Myila: YOU'RE MINE!
Aliasa: WHAT!?! HE'S SO MINE!
Myila: MINE!
Aliasa: MINE!
*Aliasa and Myila begin to beat the crap out of each other*
Xantos: I'm so loved.
((Meanwhile . . .))
Zoni: Niagra . . . . or Sashike?
NEED WE GO ON?
((For your mental health we won't))