The House Of Samantha Alucard

By:Andrew Troy Keller

It was during a rainstorm that a young photojournalist named Roger Brossnan was driving all the way to Los Angeles,California for a interview for a job with the Los Angeles Times,only to have his car suddenly slow to a stop in front of a spooky looking house on top of a hill.

And after he had tried to get it restarted without any success,a reluctant Roger has decided to go up to the house and ask to spend the night before calling for a tow truck in the morning.

But then,as soon as he had walked up to the house and rang the doorbell,someone had opened the door--and to Roger's surprise,that someone was a Julia Louis Dreyfus type beauty named Samantha,who had allowed him to step inside the house and get himself all nice and warm.

A short time later,after he had gotten his wet clothes off and was about to put on a bathrobe,Roger had turned around and noticed a nude Samantha standing right in front of him.

And after she had slowly walked towards him and placed the robe on the bed,both Samantha and Roger had looked at and kissed each other ever so passionately on the lips.

But then,while they were kissing and fondling over each other's nude bodies,Samantha had drove her fangs right into Roger's throat,thus making him the latest victim of the house of Samantha Alucard,whose ancestor was Dracula.