The Meshuggannah

Snip, snip, snip!
'Way goes the tip!
Meshuggannah! Meshuggannah!

He says chopping the penis
Gives you more freeness.
Meshugannah! Meshugannah!

When u enter the office,
You lose something precious,
Meshuggannah! Meshuggannah!

I pray you have a steady hand,
Keep that blade in command!
Meshuggannah! Meshuggannah!

For if your fingers jerk,
My manhood will not work,
Meshuggannah! Meshuggannah!

Oh the things we do for our belief,
Sometimes it seems there is no relief,
Meshuggannah! Meshuggannah!