It Caused A Riot

It Was A Scandal

I Shot A Cop Car

With A Roman Candle

Cops Eat Free At Village Inn!

Cops Eat Free At Village Inn!

He Jumped Out Of The Car

And He Started To Scream

I Said Yo, Man

This Ain't No Krispy Kreme

Cops Eat Free At Village Inn!

Cops Eat Free At Village Inn!

Copty Dumpty Sat On A Wall

Copty Dumpty Had A Great Fall

Cops Eat Free At Village Inn!

Cops Eat Free At Village Inn!

I Saw It Coming

And I Had To Stop Fast

Boy, I'm Still Digging Seat Cover

From The Crack Of My Ass

Cops Eat Free At Village Inn!

Cops Eat Free At Village Inn!

He Gave Me A Ticket

And He Let Me Go

I Said Come Next Year

You Big Fat Chode!

Cops Eat Free At Village Inn!

Cops Eat Free At Village Inn!

Copty Dumpty Sat On A Wall

Copty Dumpty Had A Great Fall