I give you the greastest congradulations
for you'll soon be a mother
and experience one of the greatest things in life
(or at least thats what I'm told)
you'll be there for the first word, the first step
you'll be there to help them and to watch them grow up
but their not all bundles of joy
there's times you'll want to give up
and in the future you'll ask 'why couldn't you be a boy?'
because girls can be little terrors as well
(trust me on that, we scream and yell)
but it will all be worth it to you
when you see her first smile,
and hear the first laugh that she'll do
so I'm wishing, through good times and bad,
all the joy the world could offer.