Saxon's Mildly Amusing Songs!

PWINGERS

I have a can

Of purple wingnuts,

Push down the trigger

And out they flyyyy!

SELLING TU-TUS

Who's that selling tu-tus on the corner?

Wearing a swirly skirt!

Who's that selling tu-tus on the corner?

Oh.fuck. its Hitler.

Woot! Please review. Chapter 2 coming soon!