Exaggeration and A Half
Look at me
I cut my knee
Now you all can see
And with my pain agree
Listen to my misty plea
Oh, look there's blood, you can't flee
And it really hurts, I guarantee
It's ever so bad, you can't disagree
Maybe I'll need an amputation or three
Ah but all my words are just coated with debris
It hardly hurts at all and these tears are all from glee
Because you have all confirmed what I am in front of me
A master of exaggeration at the highest degree