This one's for Ryacuski:

Ryan is a lonely guy
who is my best friend
I like to read his poetry
like the one's he likes to send

Ryan is a cool guy
if ya get to know him
it's funny how he rhymes things
with names like, Tim

Ryan needs a girlfriend
yes ladies he's single
click his email
and then yall can mingle

But don't be an ass
cause he has been hurt before
one time we were on line
and he just slammed the door

Ryan is a cool guy
he is a funny man
he is the kind of guy
I'd hire for the Band