Oh no! You've seen me!
You caught me red handed!
You'll think hate me for life now.
Just look at the mess that has landed.

But wait, where's the hate?
Aren't you meant to be screaming?
Aren't you meant to give me a slap?
Aren't you meant to be seething?

But no, you look at me smiling.
You know who I am, and you like me.
You know i look after you in the background.
You say that you could make me happy...

And now, you do, every time you smile.
I guess it makes my hard work worth while...