I dip my toe in, and jerk it back out
The water's too cold now, turn it back hot.
Turn back the tap, and test it again.
Cold as ice, this is not.

I draw the curtain with cute ducks
To stop the water spraying the floor.
I spray the hot water on my naked torso,
And begin to love it more and more.

The feeling inside me grows and grows;
The feeling of warmth that fills my soul.
I put the head on the floor, and spread the gel around.
I just hope right now I don't get a call!.

Spread, spread, spread then rinse it off.
It strange how much damage this thing heals!
Finally, I wipe the water off my body
This is how my lovely hot shower feels!