The Halloween Contest

There's a contest at my school

Where you dress up like you're scary

Prickly Pete is Dracula

And Eleanor's just hairy

Sally is a monster

From that near lagoon

Frankie B.'s a werewolf

And howls at the moon

There are goblins and there's jokers

Bandits and there's thieves

But they say they've claimed a winner

Though that can hardly be

They say I won for scariest

But there's no costume here

I came to school without one

It's more incomparable to bear