Funny Stuff

It was in a restaurant where they met,
Romeo and Bernadette
But the lady had no money,
So Romeo paid what Berny 'ett.
-Robert Hokanson
Really cool man at my school.

Is our children learning? (Quote)
-George W. Bush
Isn't that sad?

Average time a porn video that is rented at a motel is watched: 12 minutes.
-Al Franken's book, Lies and the Lying Liars Who Tell Them.
This is the funniest statistic I have ever read. I highly recommend the
book mentioned above!

Life is not like a box of chocolates; it is like a box of jalapeno peppers,
which you eat today could burn your ass tomorrow. (Quote)
I heard this from a cool chick in my school, but I don't think she made it

Everybody knows that my bro's a ho,
Gets laid almost every night.
And I must say,
He is gay,
Which is really quite a fright.
I made this up to piss my brother off, and damn did it work! But let me
assure you, he is very straight. And I am not homophobic!

You can get a lot more done with a kind word and a gun then with a kind
word alone. (Quote)
-Al Capone
I completely agree.

Never interrupt an enemy while he is making a mistake. (Quote)
-Napoleon Bonaparte
A tactic I frequently employ in a Risk game.

This is all I can think of now. If I find anything else, I will make a
So long, for now. (Laughs maniacally)