White Boy With an Afro
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White boy with the Afro,
oh-ho-woah-oh-ho!
White boy with the Afro,
thinks he's black but everyone knows!
White boy with the Afro,
yo, yo, yo!
White boy with the Afro,
crazy in the head, and it shows!
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White boy with the Afro,
oh-ho-woah-oh-ho!
White boy with the Afro,
thinks he's black but everyone knows!
White boy with the Afro,
yo, yo, yo!
White boy with the Afro,
crazy in the head, and it shows!
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Now let me tell you about a little something I know,
it's about a white boy with an Afro.
His dad was rad,
and his mom was da bomb.
They gave him everything he wanted,
even if they couldn't afford it.
When he was just a small lad,
he saw his first black man.
This man had a comb,
and he stroked his Afro.
And then the boy knew,
what he wanted as his hair due!
He pointed at the man's head,
looked at his mom and said,
"Can I have a bush too?
It looks really cool!
Let's go buy some seeds!
Please, mom, please!
I'll be really good.
I won't be rude.
I'll be polite.
I won't have an attitude!"
The man turned and laughed,
pulled up his sagging pants.
He put out his smoke,
and then he spoke.
"So you want hair like me,
just wait til' you're twenty-three."
The boy was quite speechless,
quite confused.
He had to wait twenty more years,
his eyes began to tear.
This has been the beginning of his story,
I haven't got to the part about his fame and glory.
He was the...
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White boy with the Afro,
oh-ho-woah-oh-ho!
White boy with the Afro,
thinks he's black but everyone knows!
White boy with the Afro,
yo, yo, yo!
White boy with the Afro,
crazy in the head, and it shows!
----------------------------------------------------------------------------
------------------------------------------
White boy with the Afro,
oh-ho-woah-oh-ho!
White boy with the Afro,
thinks he's black but everyone knows!
White boy with the Afro,
yo, yo, yo!
White boy with the Afro,
crazy in the head, and it shows!
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------------------------------------------ This white boy soon found out,
his hair would come about.
If he let it grow,
into an Afro!
Most people might say it's impossible,
to grow an Afro that simple.
But this boy had a gift,
what he wanted came to him.
If he wanted to be rich,
money would come to him.
If he wanted thirty kids,
they would come to him.
If he wanted to rip someone limb from limb,
he would get the pleasure of doing it!
Because of this feature,
he got a creature.
Large and fluffy,
Brown and puffy.
It sat on his head,
it looked kinda dead.
Oh wait I know,
it's his Afro!
He was the...
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White boy with the Afro,
oh-ho-woah-oh-ho!
White boy with the Afro,
thinks he's black but everyone knows!
White boy with the Afro,
yo, yo, yo!
White boy with the Afro,
crazy in the head, and it shows!
----------------------------------------------------------------------------
------------------------------------------
White boy with the Afro,
oh-ho-woah-oh-ho!
White boy with the Afro,
thinks he's black but everyone knows!
White boy with the Afro,
yo, yo, yo!
White boy with the Afro,
crazy in the head, and it shows!
----------------------------------------------------------------------------
------------------------------------------
Now this by far I feel this is the hardest thing I've ever had to do,
tell you about a white boy I never even knew.
A white boy with an Afro,
and he's not gonna let it go.
Oh! Afro!
4:12
White boy with the Afro,
oh-ho-woah-oh-ho!
White boy with the Afro,
thinks he's black but everyone knows!
White boy with the Afro,
yo, yo, yo!
White boy with the Afro,
crazy in the head, and it shows!
----------------------------------------------------------------------------
------------------------------------------
White boy with the Afro,
oh-ho-woah-oh-ho!
White boy with the Afro,
thinks he's black but everyone knows!
White boy with the Afro,
yo, yo, yo!
White boy with the Afro,
crazy in the head, and it shows!
----------------------------------------------------------------------------
------------------------------------------
Now let me tell you about a little something I know,
it's about a white boy with an Afro.
His dad was rad,
and his mom was da bomb.
They gave him everything he wanted,
even if they couldn't afford it.
When he was just a small lad,
he saw his first black man.
This man had a comb,
and he stroked his Afro.
And then the boy knew,
what he wanted as his hair due!
He pointed at the man's head,
looked at his mom and said,
"Can I have a bush too?
It looks really cool!
Let's go buy some seeds!
Please, mom, please!
I'll be really good.
I won't be rude.
I'll be polite.
I won't have an attitude!"
The man turned and laughed,
pulled up his sagging pants.
He put out his smoke,
and then he spoke.
"So you want hair like me,
just wait til' you're twenty-three."
The boy was quite speechless,
quite confused.
He had to wait twenty more years,
his eyes began to tear.
This has been the beginning of his story,
I haven't got to the part about his fame and glory.
He was the...
----------------------------------------------------------------------------
------------------------------------------
White boy with the Afro,
oh-ho-woah-oh-ho!
White boy with the Afro,
thinks he's black but everyone knows!
White boy with the Afro,
yo, yo, yo!
White boy with the Afro,
crazy in the head, and it shows!
----------------------------------------------------------------------------
------------------------------------------
White boy with the Afro,
oh-ho-woah-oh-ho!
White boy with the Afro,
thinks he's black but everyone knows!
White boy with the Afro,
yo, yo, yo!
White boy with the Afro,
crazy in the head, and it shows!
----------------------------------------------------------------------------
------------------------------------------ This white boy soon found out,
his hair would come about.
If he let it grow,
into an Afro!
Most people might say it's impossible,
to grow an Afro that simple.
But this boy had a gift,
what he wanted came to him.
If he wanted to be rich,
money would come to him.
If he wanted thirty kids,
they would come to him.
If he wanted to rip someone limb from limb,
he would get the pleasure of doing it!
Because of this feature,
he got a creature.
Large and fluffy,
Brown and puffy.
It sat on his head,
it looked kinda dead.
Oh wait I know,
it's his Afro!
He was the...
----------------------------------------------------------------------------
------------------------------------------
White boy with the Afro,
oh-ho-woah-oh-ho!
White boy with the Afro,
thinks he's black but everyone knows!
White boy with the Afro,
yo, yo, yo!
White boy with the Afro,
crazy in the head, and it shows!
----------------------------------------------------------------------------
------------------------------------------
White boy with the Afro,
oh-ho-woah-oh-ho!
White boy with the Afro,
thinks he's black but everyone knows!
White boy with the Afro,
yo, yo, yo!
White boy with the Afro,
crazy in the head, and it shows!
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Now this by far I feel this is the hardest thing I've ever had to do,
tell you about a white boy I never even knew.
A white boy with an Afro,
and he's not gonna let it go.
Oh! Afro!