Dedicated to Saiya-jinmira: my sole loyal reviewer.
Where Have All the Reviewers Gone?
We started out strong,
With every update
We were there clicking away.
No matter how horrendous,
Or odorous the writing was
We reviewed anyway.
More than a year has come and gone,
Since that first fateful review;
And our numbers have dwindled.
No longer is there that guarantee
-the ever present, efflorescent comfort-
Will comment upon your latest
Searching of the soul.
Those lovely comments--
Whether of praise
Either building up,
Or cutting down--
Have all but ceased.
Though even now in time,
A few loyal remain,
But our generation of fast-clicking,
Fidelity driven reviewers
Has been overthrown,
By a new, unforgiving one.
What happened to our glory days?
What happened to the promises of our punctuality?
Where have all the reviewers gone?