Was that assignment due today?
It was?
Well, I did do my homework
But there was a slight earthquake
And the vault
Just happened
To be my desk.
Not to mention the fact
That my religion is against creative writing.
Oh, it was math homework?
Well, numbers are
Quite creative
Don't you think?
And besides
My sister left for college
And she wanted my homework
To remember me by...
How could I say no?
Not only that but
The dog
And aliens
Teamed up to eat it.
What class is this again?