If a pig will fly when tossed
and the cow made a lunar leap.
Then your excuses all are hollow.
Pointless as they are cheap.
I heard the other day,
that a snowflake did survive!
In the flames of Hell that is
so can't we please just go on a drive?
What? Now that one's weak.
When a dog will talk you say?
Well I guess you should meet Rover.
He says "Roof" and "Bark" all day.
I knew I'd wear you out.
You're out of reasons to say "No."
I've won the bet you see.
So on a date we both shall go.