If I had a river
you would be my fish
If I had a market
you would be anything that you wish.
If I had a red pen
you would be blue ink
If I had nice china
you would be its chink.
If I had a bandaid
you would be my sore
If I had a bus stop
you would be my whore.
If I had a forklift
you would be my fork
If I had a math class
you would be my dork.