(Surrounded by Racecar Fans)

So they sit there
'They' being my family,
Around the TV
Watching a bunch of cars
Drive around in a circle.

Um, did I miss something here?

I mean,
Sure it's a race
And sure it's fast pace
But still it's
CARS DRIVING IN A CIRCLE

I don't see why anyone
Would bother watching
Never mind, go to the track.
Do I have to take drugs
To understand?
Do I have to do crack?
What's so exciting?
I mean, it's just
CARS DRIVING IN A CIRCLE

Face it, it's boring!
Don't bother explaining
The insane speeds and dashes.
You know it's only
Worth watching
If some guy crashes.
I mean, really,
Think about it
It's just
CARS DRIVING IN A CIRCLE

You're wasting your life
I just don't know why.
If you'll watch that crap
Then why not watch
The grass grow
Or the paint dry?
I mean, SERIOUSLY,
It's just
CARS DRIVING IN A CIRCLE!