Big Goon, without deodorant
May you represent your nation proud
The contemporary programmed teen
For a progressive era
Sweats hard in basketball
Gapes at girls
Treats 'em like toys
And his jaw unfurls
He's your Big Goon, without deodorant
Got friends, bourgeoisie suburbia posterity
An army on the brink of white supremacy
Big Goon, may you be our leader tomorrow
As you're the conservative protégé today!
Smoke pot freely
Purchased with your mom's pocket money
The law abides to you
Society indulges your grandeur
He's your Big Goon - Big Goon - Big Goon without deodorant
Funny antics make you a cartoon
Political unawareness makes you more loveable
Just carefree, laid back with friends
Laughing at starving Ethiopians!
Big Goon, without deodorant
Big Goon, without deodorant
Big Goon, without deodorant
Imported from network TV
Big Goon, without deodorant
Big Goon, without deodorant
Big Goon, without deodorant
Imported from network TV!