Happiness
Is tenfold
When supersized
It's gonna' clog my
Arteries
I don't mind
Do you?
Walking around
Like a cartoon?
I have a little "TM"
Over my head
The American halo
I have, McDonalds!
By my side
And I'm eating its
McBurger
Out of its cheap
McBag
With my patented
McHands!
I've got Ralf Lauren
Living in my closet
Michael Jordan in
My basketball shoes
The smiling lady
With white teeth
Is going to endorse
My desired product
And proceed to
Immerse me
Convert me
'Till I'm
Consumeria