Plastic, Blonde, and Brainless
by Trista Groulx

Plastic, blonde, and brainless is the way to be
At least for the stereotype successful female
That's the way they want them to be
And they like to start them young
"Make-me-up dollie"
"Skin and hair care bear"
Teach them before they learn to fight
Before they learn to critically think
All the other little girls are doing it
That's how they want you to grow up to be
Plastic, blonde, and brainless
That's what they want you to be
That's all they let you really see
Silent, perfect beauties, are the successful
They'll only think of their looks
If they keep up all these vanities
Maybe they won't up rise for real