E-Date
E-fun
I'm going to impress you
With my
E-cock
Internet dating is the
Resort of the desperate nothing
Who's tired of
Masturbation
Version 13.6
Of our matching software
Is bound to work
To sift through your interests
And match you up with someone
...Ugly! Oh no!
Blinded by your love
You cry
Let this download
And your tears will be
Digitized
The happy well-paid couples on TV
You'd never think were such a travesty
Sentimental conventions
Melodrama on broadband
Persuasion speeches
Internet-love leeches
It's so damn cool
To be alone
You'll never realize
It's a scam!
Money to the E-Love dominators
Make you fleet to your computers
Money to the E-love farce
You can't find someone anywhere else!