A single sliver of Hell

Wrapped in yellow wrapping

And slipped into a box

Along with a warning

About some terrible disease

A single spawn of Satan

Created a commercial

Where some ditz said,

"They're so comfortable…

…you can't even feel them."

A single piece of shit

That all girls can use them

That they're so easy

And that they aren't disgusting

And that I should learn

Then there are OBs

A softer piece of Hell

More disgusting than the first

If you've ever used them

You know what I mean

A single box of trash

Thrown into my wastebasket

A single girl at the side of the pool

She can't use those damn things