Crusader the clown
Is very open-minded
He's civil to African Americans
And claims to love babies
By not supporting abortion
But could care less about the death penalty
Or the "other people" being killed at war
Our wonderful clown
Has never shot anyone
He loves people he can't tolerate
But it never occurred to him
That it's harder for us to tolerate him
Than it is for him to tolerate us
Because he's closed-minded
Crusader the clown
Drank his way through college
Has "missing" military records
Judges my religion
Hates my relative whom he never met
But I'll just let that go
Because he's a man of God
People love clowns
They say they want someone smart
But we'll have to settle for moral
Even Sr. can't buy intellect
But he can buy a Bible
And the support of the masses
Through a tangled web of lies
He won't be a clown anymore
He doesn't have to be a draft dodger
Or closed-minded and oblivious
Or a former drunk
Because he apologized
Which was never enough for Clinton
Who never started a war
Just pin the morality on the hypocrite
And he becomes a man of God
Out to liberate a people
Unite us as a nation
Spread a love for America
Share a loving God's supposed hatred…
…of the sin, not the sinner
Our stupid clown
Can't figure out how I feel
As a bi-curious Wiccan
He's just as against my religion
As I could ever be against his
But I never said that I hated him
Just what he's done
Horrid clown
Gets off easier than I do
Because his religion is "right"
And he's not an abomination
But it's the same principle
So just pin the morality on the hypocrite
And our clown will be re-elected