Dear Prince Charming,
Come quick and come fast.
I'm tired of waiting.
I doubt I can last.

Dear Prince Charming,
Where have you been?
You can hardly imagine
The state I am in.

Dear Prince Charming,
Are you merely a frog?
Or is that your outline,
Coming clear in the fog?

Dear Prince Charming,
You've ignored my request.
You sent me a pauper;
I wasn't impressed.

Dear Prince Charming,
You aren't charming at all.
Don't bother to come,
Don't bother to call.

Dear Prince Charming,
I have found me a king.
He gives me much happiness,
More than you hoped to bring.

Dear Prince Charming,
So you've taken a wife?
I wish you all happiness.
I wish you no strife.

Dear Prince Charming,
The fairytale's done.
As this one concluded,
Another's begun.

Goodbye Prince Charming.
We part ways today.
Please don't regret me,
And we'll both be okay.