The Book Of Rage

By:Andrew Troy Keller

On the Thirteenth day of August,I was able to find the piece of sewer trash who had murdered the most beautiful creature on the face of this very planet Earth--the wife of a man known Mortimer Coleman,who happens to be me.

You see,her name was Penelope--and ever since the day we've met at Harvard University,she was the most beautiful woman I've ever met.

But then suddenly,just as I was about to get down on one knee and ask her to marry me,a dark suited assassin known only as Mister Fix has walked over to us,pulled out his gun and opened fire,causing my beloved Penelope to die from a gunshot wound to the heart.

And after her family had buried her within the local cemetery,I've missed her so much that I've finally decided to take the matters of justice into my hands and send that that muderous jackass straight to freaking Hell.

And then,after I've finally found that bloodthirsty bag of slime,I've got out of the car,walked up to him and fired seven shots into him.

Then,after he had dropped dead on the sidewalk,I've done exactly the same thing that the Romans had done to Jesus Christ and crucified Fix's body on a street lamp--and he shall stay there for all I care,because justice has finally been served by both my gun and very own hand--so indeed says the Book of Rage.